| You want to pass your COBOL exams? You want
it all? Who do you go to for help? Do you like to study? Do I make you
beg and do stupid human tricks?
Well, if you answered yes, yes, me, no, no,
then you have come to the right place, I hope.
I will not charge you anything, not even
a cent. All I ask is that you surrender your soul to me (yes, I accept
spiritual currency) forever and ever, to do my every bidding.
You see, that was not so difficult after
all, right?
If you need to send me money, love-letters,
food, gold and all that valuable stuff to lengthly to list here, you can
e-mail me at [email protected].
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